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During Yom Kippur, we Jews get to ask God if we have been following his laws, the "mitzvot." This year, God has posted a new commandment

XI "I am infallible, you are not. As you follow these ten laws, always be consistent. "

Flash: God has responded. He objects  to my use of Roman numerals, bit the rest of the eleventh commandment is now law!

Flash: God has responded. The Pope has resigned.  So have the elders of the Mormon church.

Flash: God has responded. Iran has denied that it is subject to the ten commandments so God's New Rule is irrelevant

Flash: Obama has responded. He proposes that the  Congress add the 11th Commandment  as an amendment to the Constitution.  The Republicans have objected that this imposes a religous law on the State.

Flash: God has responded. Sarah Palin has declared that when she is elected, she will pass a constitutional amendment overturning the 11th commandment.