Sunday, March 29, 2009

PDNPulse: A Nikon Prankster's Early April's Fools Joke?

NikonD23F

Here are the unbelievable specs:


* 32.4 Megapixels.
* AF-S 50mm 1.0 IR (Infrared Application Scientific Lens, with 3 (sp) integrated nano-filters). Serves as a Fast 1.0 Lens or a Scientific Lens.
* New Nano Cards. F-SDn / F-CFn 500GB (1.15 GB/s speed), One 500GB Nikon F-CFn card included.
* Single, or 3 to18 Frames Per Sec. Dial It In.
* Full FX Frame Plus IR and UV.
* (BAT) Bio-Acquire Technology, For The Colors And Luminance of Light in
The Visible Spectrum, Infra-Red & UV for Insects, Plants, People, Atmosphere, Sky, Water
and Virtually Everything. Too Advanced To Explain Now in Detail. (Space Hubble Telescope Features).

* Full Automatic & Full Manual Override.
* Nano Color Technology. (Space Hubble Telescope Feature).
* Full Infra-Red & UV Color Capabilities (400 nm – 300 nm) for Photography in Anything from
Minerals to Astronomy, CSI and UFOs. (Space Hubble Telescope Feature).

* Nano Lenses Coupling as Per Wavelengths (Visible, UV or IR). (Space Hubble Telescope Feature).
* In-Sensor Nano lenses.
* Integrated Color Spectrometer & Filters For InfraRed and UV Applications. (Space Hubble Telescope Feature).
* (AMA) Astronomy Magnetometer Activation, With Imaging to IR & UV Sensor. (Space Hubble Telescope Feature).
* Spectrophotometry Color Correction for All Filtration in Any Application With IR and UV. (Space Hubble Telescope Feature).
* Matched Contrast Correction, Enhancement & Balance for B&W and Color InfraRed. (Space Hubble Telescope Feature).
* Compatible With All Current / Future Nikon Gear (Lenses, Flash CF & SD Cards, etc).
* Built in (IR) Dedicated Flash.

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