Saturday, July 10, 2010

Remembering The Bra Burners ...

Feminism, in the twenty teens
puffed up lips, tattooed mascara, thongs with anal cleft tattoos, breast implants, platform heels, and now .. faux doe eyes!
Sarah Palin for President! ... Read more.

A TV Ad
Guy and Gal meet, date in his 84 Malibu. Clinton campaign is in background.
Guy and Gal wed, drive into their future in a new Camaro.
Grand parents smile, sitting in their Buick. Bush gives aircraft carrier speech.
Guy rushes Gal to Hospital for first child, Obama logos in background. That Camaro is getting old and small.
Guy and Gal, Babe in arms, show up at Chevy dealership to buy an SUV.
Gal drives Babe to kindergarten and braces. Babe takes driving lessons in the old SUV.
Babe drives to the beach party in the SUV. She glances in mirror, we see her faux doe eyes framed by luscious eye lash implants. Her breasts bounce intriguingly, held only barely by the twin triangles of her minikini. A handsome dark-skinned guy, Dilip Kumar drives up in a restored ‘Vette.
Babe sits at her makeup table, putting lipstick on her new Angelina Joli lips, puffy and succulent.
Babe is a BABE in her two piece prom dress … cut out to show ass cleft tatoo of roses, full breasts budding in a bullet bra, and pink hair! Dilip proudly drives Babe to prom in a super sleek Camaro Volt as OnStar opens the convertible top.
Dad. Mom and Dilip sit in audience as Babe graduates Summa cum Laude from Beck University. Sarah Palin’s commencement address is overshadowed as the rich lipped, wide-eyed valedictorian talks of her love for country. Dad and Mom proudly give Dilip and Babe the keys to their new Hummer Volt.
Scene shifts to DC. A Cadillac limo appears in front of hotel. Dad, Mom, and Dilip walk the red carpet and enter the Caddy Limo. Holding Dilip’s hand, is three-year old Radha.
The car arrives at Pennsylvania Ave, there are crowds, and special seating for the family in the Caddy limo.
Then
“Ladies and Gentlemen, … the President of the United States!”
Babe takes the podium, tattoos hidden behind her short skirted business suit, legs encased in pin striped nylon, piercings of nose and tongue long healed, but .. still those gorgeous lips and huge eyes!
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