Humor for the Right to Read, If They Can
The reassuring thing abut your attempt at humor is that is is old and stale and .. well less.
Here is some tit for your tats:
MCain offers to pay USN for crashed planes. An examination of Sen. McCain's service record shows that he crashed six planes, one over Hanoi, AFTER his Dad intervened to not have him thrown out of pilot school. MCain denies that this si true but has offered to pay the costs of those planes at current value.
McCain has denied that he was GW Bush's flight instructor during the President's glory days in the National Guard. McCain said, "the only folks I trained were in Hanoi and I do not remember seeing that SOB in our camps!."
Desperate to find any respectable retired military willing to run as VEEP on his "keep the course" ticket, John McCain has turned to General Ludmilla van Borindi. The General was the first female of African decent to lead the special forces. Her most recent command was as training officer in S. Ossetia.
Obama has challenged McCain to take the SAT essay exam simultaneously with the former Editor of the Harvard Law Review. Bob Jones University has agreed to host the affair, some call a silent debate. McCain has agreed, provided he is allowed to wear long sleeve shirts with big cuffs.
VP Chaney will seek at 1:30 AM PCT on
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