Thursday, August 26, 2010

Beck, The Movie

(SJ News, Peoples Republic of Utah Bureau, April 2065)


Ging Hua Films announces that their SONY/Paramount division has purchased the film rights to the biography of the assassinated Great Leader.  Prophet Hiram Kaching of the Church of latter Day Saints and Kim il Jung III, President of the People's Christian Republic of the Koreas, reassured the MormansRChristians community that Ging Hua would be respectful of the life and beliefs of the Great Leader.

Ave Maria Biotech has agreed to provide one of its adult clones of leader beck to play the lead. The clone, GB 2.1, was grown form a pinky attained shortly after the assasination, and has been raised by followers of the leader to have a full knowledge of Leader Bech's life and philosphy, Beck Juche.


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