Friday, August 20, 2010

Burlington Burkha Factory in Mecca

Breaking News
Mecca, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
In a striking move, intended to address American concerns about the building of an Islamic Center near to the 9/11 site, the Faisal ibn Hagoldy, Minister of Commercial Development, and Solomon Cohen, CEO of Burlington Coat Factory, have announce that Burlington will open a Burlington Burkha Factory in Mecca.

Burlington, the owner of the site planned for the Islamic Center in NY, has agreed, in return for the access to Mecca to donate the site in NY, to Feisal Abdul Rauf, the Imam Behind the Islamic Cultural Center.
Burlington’s press release states that the company sees this as “a golden opportunity to bring Burlington’s low prices ans quality to the expanding market of Muslim women who desire fashionable outer clothing that complies with Islamic law.”

SJ News Service
span.fullpost {display:inline;}

No comments: