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HorsesAss.Org» Blog Archive » BREAKING… Republican legislator outed as heterosexual: "It is beginning to look like we need to go to a Buddhist theocracy if we wnat to have electable, retainable leaders. OR ,, we COULD go to a system like the old Chinese empire ..EUNICHS!!!! Combine this with the Reprican desire to make everything elective and there may be a huge market for the castraati! Of course, has anyone noted that women never get caught in flagrante delicto ?. Maybe the Repricans, to play it safe, should have a moratorium on a male (unless castrated) candidates? And how come the Dems get caught only in .. shall we say .. more firring circumstances?? Compare Gary Hart on the YACHT monkey business or Bill Clinton sharing his cigar with Monica or JFK and MARILYN with any of the sordid Reprican stories. Maybe …. Dems have better taste? I like the latter idea. I could never stand the idea of Nancy Reagan or Laura Bush redecorating the house built by Jackie. This raises one more non sequitur: If Hillary is the Prexy, does BILL GET TO REDECORATE THE WHITE HOUSE!!! What a kick that might be! Imagine … original Playboy Images adorning the walls, a mirror on the sealing and a water bed in the Lincoln bedroom! Of course Bill would also want to restaff the servants and ..err change their uniforms! Do you think HRC would be upset if Bill outsourced the WH staff to Hooters??"

Imagine the State Dinners!