Hillary, "one more time!"
(26 May SJ News service, San Juan Puerto Rico)
Hillary Clinton received the news about the discovery of life on Mars with exhilaration. The candidate announced to her rapt followers at the Tamboo Tavern, "Just one more cerveza and one more election. This thing is not over until we know whether there is life on Mars!."
Asked for his opinion on the possibility that the Democratic nomination would have t await results of the Martian expedition, Barck Obam pointed out that even if intelligent life were found, there is no Constitutional law supporting voter rights for non human sensient
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