Today is President Bush's 61st birthday. So what do you get for the Forest Gump of American Presidents?
Some helpful ideas:A copy of the Art of War by Sun Tzu
A copy of the Comic Book Quran
An invitation to Osama bin Laden's home to celebrate the Muslim leader's birthday (RSVP)
"Truman" by David McCullough
A signed copy of Richard Nixon's book, "Life Betyond Disgrace"
A deed to Atlantic Coast Propertis planned development in Ohio.
Three Eagle feathers.
US Constitution for beginners
A new cod piece should he ever decide to appear in public in a flight suit again.
A Bush button designed by SeattleJew.
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