St. Martin of Selma

And once there was man called Martin. Martin was a hero, he saved his people from war and famine. He led the poor and railed against bigotry. When Martin died, the people missed him so they made a statue .. just a bit bigger and more handsome than life.

People came to the statue and asked for changes in their lives and... behold ... some changes did occur.

Seeing this as important, one person who had many prayers answered, decided to give thanks to Martin by moving the statue to a temple where people could come and sit, listen to tales of Martin, and pray,

Soon temples to martin appeared across the Nation. Weekly television shows, especially the "Hour of Unity" led by Marissa Graham and her life Partner Chaney, because so popular that Apple released there now ubiquitous iGod. Who would have thought that a device shaped like the letter O hanging from a chain about my neck couild bring so much pleasure?

The Revelation helped the movement along. We all remember Elder Romney, that snowy day in Salt Lake City, appearing on the Hour of Unity show and telling all that the Deity had told him the truth. Soon the staue of Martin stood beside the statue of Moroni in what had been Mormon Temples. Young missionaries, the "disciples as they were called" all volunteered for two years of national service in the name of the man, not the God, Martin, Former US Prexie, GW Bush, speaking form his home in Bidet, UAE, told the world that his dreams were coming true. He praised President Billary, "For seeing beyond my feeble vision," and invited her to use the full resources of the UAE, corporation (formerly Microsoft) to so spread the Word of Truth.

Then came the Disaster. Canada, backed by forces from India, Cuba, and Sweden, attacked the peaceful people of Martin. The allied forces represented, they said, the Axis of Secularism." A long war began. On the Union side," people held firm to the belief in Marin's teachings until Pope Asha Azikwe, standing next to Bishop Obama, I spoke from the Window of the Vatican saying that he too saw the light of truth. After five years the Secularists went home, Peace returned,

So it came to be that there was the first Martinalia, presided over by the new Prexy of the Union, Billary I. Billary proclaimed Martinalia an annual holiday and
recognized General Jaksun as the Defender of the Faith in a moving service led by Secretary of Faith Huckabee.

Not that there were not discontents. Some followers of the older religions protested that this was violation of the sacred Ten Bills as brought down from Mt. Washington by the Prophet Jefferson. The ruling by Chief Justice Clayton Powell Bush will be long remembered for the key words, " There can be no separation of the state from that which is true."

"So today, on the glorious anniversary of his birth, do all Amercians join as one. May the great O protect us all."

benediction by Bishop Obama