Over at HA, Goldy, humorously?, points out that most American terrorism has been done by fundamentalist Christians.
Interesting point in a blog where doctrinaire liberalism eschews profiling of muslims. I think we do need to profile scary Muslims? What about the obviously Christian passengers?
What are the tell-tail signs of potential Christian Terrorists?
obsessive reading of a black covered book with a built in ribbonmaking the sign of the cross followed by tight closing iof the eyes during a Bill Maher movie.
wearing of extremely concealing clothes by a young woman, e.g. a blouse tightly buttoned around the neck, very long sleaves, and skirts long enough to conceal a pipe bomb.
closing of the eyes and mumbling during take off.
making the sign of the cross during a Michael Moore movie.
bloody bandages on hands and lwer legs.display of crosses larger than a quarter.
excessive use of the phrase, “Jesus loves you.”
fan buttons for Mel Gibson, or Glenn Beck.
robes made out of a white sheet, especially if accompanied by a hood.
BTW, Jewish terrorists are easy to spot, we have horns! That is why our terrorists wear fedorahs! Goldy and SJ, as un-hatted bald Jews, are perfectly safe !
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