The Chosen People!?

The Chosen People!?: "From: David Rudo [mailto:rudo@ribbond.com] Sent: Monday, October 01, 2007 11:33 AM To: 'David Rudo' Subject: FW: The Chosen People!? Subject: The Chosen People!? TO: Lord, Our God, King of the Universe FROM: The Jews SUBJECT: Termination of Our Special Status as The Chosen People As you are aware, the contract made between you and Abraham is up for renewal, and this memorandum is to advise you that after, yea, those many millennia of consideration, we've decided not to renew. We should point out immediately that there is nothing in writing and, contrary to popular beliefs, we have not really benefited too much from this arrangement. If you go back to the early years of our arrangement, it definitely started off on the wrong footing. Not only was Israel and Judea invaded almost every year, but we went to enormous expense to erect, not one but two, Temples and they were both destroyed. All we have is a pile of old stones called the Western Wall. Of course, you know all this, but we feel it's a good thing to account for all the reasons we wish to terminate the contract. After the Hittites"

*Cartoon of railway leading to Auschwitz. Nazi flags replaced with Israel flags.
In Arabic: "Gaza Strip or the Israeli Annihilation Camp"
Ad-Dustur, October 19, 2003