Monday, December 10, 2007

Airport Security


Here is the beginning of my post. And here is the rest of it.

Airport Security Oversights
Here are some items that have passed through airport security recently:

* July 24, Houston to New York: Unauthorized liquids, cleverly hidden within cell membranes of passenger

* July 28, Portland, OR to Topeka, KS: 16 pounds of science textbooks

* Aug. 15, Pittsburgh to Detroit: VHS tape of Nothing But Trouble, starring Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd

* Aug. 19, Washington, DC to Darfur: Hope

* Aug. 23, Bangkok, Thailand to Orlando, FL: Monkey's paw with one wish left

* Aug. 29, São Paulo, Brazil to Hartford, CT: More mining equipment, including Komatsu PC400LC-7 deep excavator

* Aug. 31, Sydney, Australia to Los Angeles: Russell Crowe

* Sept. 3, London to New York: A few Muslim people may have slipped through with their dignity"
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