Airport Security

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Airport Security Oversights
Here are some items that have passed through airport security recently:

* July 24, Houston to New York: Unauthorized liquids, cleverly hidden within cell membranes of passenger

* July 28, Portland, OR to Topeka, KS: 16 pounds of science textbooks

* Aug. 15, Pittsburgh to Detroit: VHS tape of Nothing But Trouble, starring Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd

* Aug. 19, Washington, DC to Darfur: Hope

* Aug. 23, Bangkok, Thailand to Orlando, FL: Monkey's paw with one wish left

* Aug. 29, São Paulo, Brazil to Hartford, CT: More mining equipment, including Komatsu PC400LC-7 deep excavator

* Aug. 31, Sydney, Australia to Los Angeles: Russell Crowe

* Sept. 3, London to New York: A few Muslim people may have slipped through with their dignity"