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@48 Puddybud
You say Jesus is coming again?? Is he gonna do the same things?
Imagine the headlines:
Sit-Ins by Deity at CityCorp Disrupts US Economy!
Deity Arrested for Membership in Terrorist Group.
Woman Besiege Eligible Deity with Marriage Offers.
Deity Condemns Safeway for Selling Pork to His People.
Returned Messiah Picks Cabinet, No Women or Blacks Chosen!
Returned Messiah Prefers to Dine Only With Gay Men.
Amazing Randi Challenges Joshua ben Joseph to produce loaves and fishes in a scientific lab.
Returned Messiah Donates Foreskin for Stem Cell Research.
Deity Arrested in Minnesotta Airport Restroom for Playing Footsie.
Senator Smith, R, S. Carolina, demands that “Messiah” produce a valid pastport or be exported to Mexico.
THIS IS FUN!
12/14/2007 at 4:39 pm"
Here is the beginning of my post. And here is the rest of it.
Friday, December 14, 2007
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