(Fremont, WA SJ-News April 1 2008)
The Fremont neighborhood in left leaning Seattle has called itself the center of the world and celebrated that status by housing a statue of Lenin in the town square. Today, the good citizens of Fremont have evened the score,.dedicating an enormous sculpture of Karl Rove, sometimes called "Bush's Brain," just a few blocks from the Lenin statue. The sculptor, Alice Capp, expressed her thanks to the Discovery Institute for supporting this highly intelligent design.
The new Karl Rove Memorial features the rolly polly adviser to GW Bush, reaching forward in a friendly way grasping what appears to be a hippy beattle car from the sixties. We could not tell if the hippies are being crushed inside.
The outstretched hands are at a convenient height to invite children and maybe their parents to sit for pictures before the great man.
The official dedication will be next Sunday. Pastor Ken Hutcherson , of the pro family Antioch Bible Church, and Rabbit Daniel Lapin, of the pro-christian Jewish group, Toward Tradition, will hold the first annual White Dove Festival. 100 white doves will be shot as they are relased from cages behind the sculpture in honor of the traditional Texas values epitomized by Mr. Rove. The first 100 doves are being provided free by the Discovery Institute but you must bring your own shotgun. No one under 7 will be allowed to shoot the doves.
Mr. Rove may visit the memorial next Sunday when he is here for the funeral of Jennifer Dunn. At home, things are quieting down as the great man begins his exit from the administration. Asked waht Mr. Rove's immediate plans were, "He loves to go dove hunting," White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said.
Doves may be pre-ordered at the online store for Pastor Hutcherson's store.
The Discovery Institute will offer free DVDs on Intelligent Design at their website.
A diiferent view of how history might have avoided Karl Rove.
What is a kark? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kark and, of course the famous Jedi Knight
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